
Honda OdysseyWe have our first teachable moment in the redesigned 2011 Honda  Odyssey at the Torrey Pines Gliderport of all places. Back in the 1930s,  this idyllic cliff overlooking the Pacific really was a testing ground  for the engine-less airplanes that dropped troops into hostile  territory. Now, we're just watching paragliders fly away from the cares  of the world.
 
And then it dawns on us that we can't jump off the cliff, because  we're driving a minivan. And a minivan, even an apparently cool minivan  like the Odyssey, isn't for the faint of heart. Maybe you have the  luxury of shirking responsibility, but we've got mouths to feed,  pacifiers to retrieve and tummies to rub.
 
Although Honda has taken a few risks with the styling this time  around, the 2011 Honda Odyssey doesn't pretend to be anything other than  a one-box vehicle with three rows of seating. It goes on sale September  30 with a base price of $28,580, and Honda officials tell us the first  batch of vans will smell like ointment and pre-moistened wipes by  October 7.
 
I've Fallen in Love With Seats
Your best bet is to inhale the aroma of obligation, and just enjoy the  2011 Honda Odyssey's seats. The whole point of buying a minivan is the  useful seating configuration, and Honda has fiddled with its familiar  slidey-seat formula to impressive results in our top-of-the-line Odyssey  Touring Elite test vehicle ($44,030) and every Odyssey below it —  regular Touring, EX-L with Navigation, EX-L with Rear Entertainment,  plain EX-L, EX without leather, and finally,  because-you-don't-love-your-family-enough LX.
 
 To start, Honda made the 2011 Odyssey wider. It's 2 inches broader across the shoulders than the 2010 model  at 79.2 inches, and that's spread across a wider track — now just over  68 inches front and rear. The Odyssey's wheelbase is still 118.1 inches,  but the van is almost an inch longer overall at 202.9 inches.
 
That extra width makes room for a real center seat in the 2011 Honda  Odyssey's second row. It's wide enough for a deluxe car seat and  comfortable enough for a 170-pound adult, and the seat scoots forward so  you can coo over that person. The second-row outboard chairs also  adjust fore/aft, plus you can laterally scoot them 1.5 inches closer to  each sliding door. This allows you to get three car seats across (with  LATCH provisions in each position) or three teenagers across with no  thrown elbows, except in the LX, which forgoes the center seat and tops  out at seven-passenger capacity. Legroom, always an Odyssey strong suit,  is up almost an inch in the middle row to 40.9 inches. There's even a  fold-out ring for a trash bag back here, eliminating the front  passenger's main job.
 
Life is just as good in the 2011 Honda Odyssey's third row, which is  now sized and cushioned to accommodate 6-footers. Legroom is a generous  42.4 inches, and thanks to various noise-dampening measures undertaken  during the redesign, grandparents seated back here have a good shot at  hearing you muttering under your breath from the driver seat about how  they burped the baby wrong and that's why he just puked on your  shoulder.
 
Larger, comfier seats are usually a pain to reconfigure, but the  Odyssey's 60/40 third-row seats are actually easier to fold flat this  year; a new strap design eliminates the need to lean into the van to  execute the maneuver. The second-row chairs still do not fold into the  floor, but they are lightweight enough for a fit adult to remove and  carry into the garage without herniating a disc. The liftgate is  power-operated on EX-L, Touring and Touring Elite models, but the thing  is so light and ergonomically designed, it's kind of fun to shut it the  old-fashioned way.
 
New Transmission for Some
Once the kids are asleep or plugged into one of the entertainment  systems — either the conventional DVD system in the EX-L and Touring or  our Touring Elite tester's widescreen setup complete with HDMI input —  you can fly down a back road in the Odyssey. Once again, it's the fun  minivan in a vehicle class where nobody expects to have fun.
 Culturally, the minivan is a rite of passage to the un-hip, elasticized-waist side of parenthood.
  The big story for drivers is the arrival of a six-speed automatic  transmission — the first appearance of this transmission in a  Honda-badged product. For now, though, you can only have the six-speed  on 2011 Honda Odyssey Touring and Touring Elite models; other Odysseys  stick with last year's five-speed automatic. Everybody gets the familiar  3.5-liter V6, which now makes 248 horsepower (an increase of 4) and 250  pound-feet of torque (+5) thanks mainly to a revised intake.
 
If you're set on buying an EX, definitely don't test-drive the  Touring. Once you've experienced the six-speed transmission's shorter  1st gear, closer ratios (identical to the Acura MDX)  and quicker shifts, there's no going back to the five-speed, which  provides merely adequate performance. Six-speed Odysseys also deliver  slightly higher EPA fuel mileage ratings — 19 city/28 highway/22  combined versus 18 city/27 highway/21 combined for the five-speed.  Either way, though, you'll still be driving the most fuel-efficient  minivan of them all, save for the small-fry Mazda 5. All 2011 Honda Odysseys are front-wheel drive; all-wheel drive won't be offered.
 
"The penetration rate for AWD in the minivan class is only 5-7  percent," Art St. Cyr, chief engineer on the Odyssey, tells us. "To make  room for the prop shaft, we'd have to raise the floor, reducing  interior volume just to accommodate a small percentage of people."
 
Honda conservatively estimates that six-speed-equipped 2011 Honda  Odysseys will hit 60 mph in 8.8 seconds — exactly the number we recorded  in a 2010 Odyssey. We suspect the new van is a few tenths quicker, but  it won't touch the 265-hp 2011 Toyota Sienna (7.9 seconds).
 
Good Handling for All
What the 2011 Honda Odyssey gives up in straight-line speed, it more  than makes up for the first time you go around a corner. It has the  flattest cornering attitude of any minivan we've ever driven. Honda has  reduced the steering effort at low speeds on the 2011 model (via a  variable-flow hydraulic power steering pump), but the Odyssey's steering  is still more direct and precise than the Sienna's electric-assist  setup. 
 
Ody nerds will note that the 2011 van's chassis is basically a  carryover from the 2005-'10 generation, but Honda engineers have  stiffened and lightened the unit-body. Company officials tell us it's 22  percent more rigid overall, 59 percent more rigid at the rear-subframe  attachment points and about 100 pounds lighter (per trim level) due  primarily to increased use of high-strength steel.
 
 Honda has fitted new dampers and softer rear bushings to give the  2011 Odyssey a more compliant ride, and indeed, our Touring Elite tester  copes well over concrete-slab freeways. Spring rates are also higher in  the rear, and there's a slightly larger front stabilizer bar. Of  course, wheel sizes have increased, too, but in the usual Honda fashion,  the new all-season tires offer plenty of sidewall, whether you end up  with the 235/65R17s on LX and EX models or the P235/60R18 Michelin  Primacy MXV4s on Touring versions.
 
Honda officials tell us these Michelins were selected for their low  rolling resistance — one of many small reasons the Touring models are  more fuel-efficient. Oftentimes, such tires make a minivan  stop-resistant as well. However, we've been assured that the 2011 Honda  Odyssey will deliver the shortest braking distance of any minivan thanks  to larger brake rotors, new brake pads and a new master cylinder. It  has to beat the Sienna's 127-foot 60-0-mph distance.
 
More Stuff, Carpet Pre-Treated With Cheerios
Honda tries to keep things simple by packaging vehicles in trim levels  rather than allowing myriad permutations of options, but with the  addition of yet more modern conveniences, the 2011 Honda Odyssey line  has gotten more complicated.
 
The 2011 Honda Odyssey LX has the basics — an engine, a bunch of  airbags, an auxiliary jack and manual, three-zone air-conditioning. The  EX ($31,730), meanwhile, isn't quite the step up it used to be. It'll  work for you if you just want alloy wheels, power-sliding doors,  second-row sunshades, a power driver seat, a better audio system (with  2GB of hard drive space for ripping CDs) and automatic climate control.
 
If you want a USB input, you have to get the EX-L ($35,230), which  also includes heated leather front seats, Bluetooth, a back-up camera  and XM Radio. In addition, you can have either the $2,000  hard-drive-based navigation system (with 15GB of music storage space,  FM-based traffic updates and enhanced wide- and overhead-view displays  for the back-up camera) or the $1,600 rear entertainment system on the  EX-L, but not both.
 
 Conveniently, the 2011 Honda Odyssey Touring ($41,535) comes with  both nav and rear entertainment, plus a laminated windshield, third-row  sunshades, driver-seat memory, and front and rear parking sensors. The  Touring Elite comes with that deluxe rear entertainment setup capable of  playing movies in true 5.1 surround sound through an upgraded  12-speaker array, along with HID headlights (low beams only) and a  blind-spot warning system.
 
You cannot get keyless start, adaptive cruise, telematics or a pre-collision system — all stuff that's available on the Sienna.
 
Smartypants
Before we all got excited about crossovers, the minivan segment  accounted for more than a million units in sales each year. In the grim  year of 2009, the class shrank to 442,070 units, but more than 100,000  of those vans were Honda Odysseys. Honda has sold 71,584 Odysseys in the  first eight months of 2010.
 
"Minivans are going to come back because of Generation Y," Erik  Berkman, vice president of corporate planning and logistics for American  Honda, tells us. Still, the automaker's near-term forecast is  conservative. Honda expects to sell just over 110,000 Odysseys in 2011  and a bit more than that in 2012 when it hopes the segment will rebound  to 600,000 units.
 
Buying a minivan isn't an easy thing to do in the United States,  because culturally, it's a rite of passage to the un-hip,  elasticized-waist side of parenthood. However, if you're a real car  lover and you drive a 2011 Honda Odyssey with an open heart, you're not  going to choose a crossover over this van.